General Quotes
"One of my favorite things to do in physics is to draw pictures."
"Oh great. My calculator just flew off my desk."
"You're still here?!?"
"Why don't I throw that bowling ball at your head and then tell me it has no velocity."
". . .that's why collisions on interstates are quite fatal."
"Cows--squares are good. Chickens--a circle works."
Jeremy: "Is that pandas or pounds?"
*Mr. Baughman puts his head in his hands*
"The reason your finger doesn't go through your hand. . ."
"We're blowing stuff up, yes."
"What are you doing here?"
*Jeph squeaks quietly*
*Mr. Baughman looks at her* "Shh!"
"All the sudden your seatbelt breaks, your door flies open, and you fly out of your car!"
"Teacher. Teacher. Learner. Teacher."
"No! You can't go in a straight line around anything!"
"How is it doing that? Magic! Alright! I'm done. Welcome to the 1600's."
"Put your head between your legs and kiss your butt goodbye."
"Which I like to call a butt-bag."
"HA-HA!" *Mr. B looks down*
"No questions! My turn!"
"Ladies! This isn't the Birochuchov ballet!"
". . .so I don't have to strangle you with this string."
"So, because I said so, it has no potential energy here."
"Good news guys. Physics doesn't suck. It blows."
"I would feel free to explain it if you would shut your yappers."
Mr. B: "Why are you always here?"
Jeph and Abijah: "We love physics!"
Mr. B: "No you don't. You just like bothering me."
"I didn't say the cross-dressing area."
"If it does snow, don't drive stupid."
*Jeph and Abijah look up*
*Mr. Baughman throws his red marker across the room*
Student: "So what do you see? One molecule moving around?"
Mr. B: "It's really hard to see one molecule."
"If I told you I'd have to kill you and I don't wanna do that."
"Passed out, man! Sweet!"
*pinches fingers together*
"Comment 14! Shh! Shh! Shh!"
"Your butt hangin' out? . . .hate it when that happens."
"Do not write on the multiple mhoice portion."
(Chapter 17 test)
"You guys are nuts! Nuts! NUTS! CRAZY!"
Student: "Are you wearing your Friday shoes Mr. Baughman?"
Mr. B: "It is Friday?"
*silence*
Mr. B: "There ya go."
"That last time I tried drawing a zucchini, it ended up looking like a finger."
"Yikes."
"Is that the best you can do?"
"Let's learn some physics! Whoo!"
"Good."
Jeph: "What's the answer to everything in life?"
Mr. B: "One thing. Watch City Slickers."
Mr. B: "I have to go to the bathroom. Am I allowed to do that?"
Abijah: "Are you coming back?"
Mr. B: "I don't know. Depending on how things go. . ."
"And then spring break, whoo!"
". . .copies of the sil-abel."
Student: "Mr. Baughman, can I go to the bathroom?"
Mr. B: "Prices and dates are subject to change."
"Good stuff."
Student: "They look like baby spatulas."
Mr. B: "Yeah, but I hope you wouldn't want to scoop your baby up with them."
Mr. B: "You look ghetto today."
Student: "Did you just say ghetto?"
Mr. B: "Yes. If I were driving down the street I would say 'totally ghetto', if I saw her."
"You guys freak me out sometimes."
"Simmer down."
"Everything's physics." *raises eyebrow*
Student: "So we're watching the conclusion after the test?"
Mr. B: "That's right, yes."
"I'm sure someone will find it funny."
Mr. B: "Do we have any questions?"
Jeph: "Yeah, what does-"
Mr. B: "Okay, so the. . ."
". . .because I'm a brilliant physicist."
"You know what, how about not?"
Student: "I think Rosemary has a question."
Mr. B: "Thank you, Captain Obvious."
Student: "Why is that one [wave] flat?"
Mr. B: "Because I like it flat."
"Smell my armpit!"
"You just choose a random number, just like all of physics."
"Actually I calculated it and verified it. . .because I'm a BIG DORK!"
"We're done."
*Mr. Baughman walks out of room*
"Do I have my Friday shoes on? NOT Friday!"
"It's the index I pulled out of my bum."
". . .shutting your big trap!"
"So you have all these electrons having a mass exodus from the lightbulb."
". . .'cause I hate you!"
Good Times Quotes
"Good times."
"Today we're going to start and finish Chapter 9. YAY! Good times."
"As you can see, this guy has a beard. Good times."
*thumbs up*
"Good times."
"Lots of good times."
"Made with real strawberries, which is good times."
"Wow! Good times!"
Student: "What are you asking?"
Mr. B: "Good times."
"Eventually this magnet will flip itself. Good times."
"Yeah, good times."
*walks over, picks up phone, and hangs up*
"Good times."
"Everything doesn't have mass. If it did, everything would blow up. Not so good times."
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